From dda300c8a334e2cb0a13166519604c992bcbdcaf Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "Dominik V. Salonen" Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2017 08:24:10 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] Add 'LICENSE.md' --- LICENSE.md | 12 ++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+) create mode 100644 LICENSE.md diff --git a/LICENSE.md b/LICENSE.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3a48a3b --- /dev/null +++ b/LICENSE.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ + + +THIS IS CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE BY READING FURTHER AND/OR INSTALLING THIS SOFTWARE YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE TERMS THAT YOU, THE USER, MUST DO ALL OF THE FOLLOWING UNDER THE LEGAL CONTRACT: + +A: PURCHASE TWO(2(II)) DRAGON DILDOES OF THE LARGEST POSSIBLE SIZE AND FORCE THEM INTO YOUR ANAL AND/OR VAGINAL CAVITY. +B: GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S ASS SO THAT YOU MAY NOT VIEW THE SOURCE CODE BECAUSE THIS IS CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE +C: SMOKE A METRIC TON (TONNE(TONGUE)) OF WEED (TREE(MARIJUANA)) AND LISTEN TO EXACTLY 96.3 HOURS OF SNOOP DOGG AND DR DRE RAP MUSIC IN FLAC/WAV/APE/SOME OTHER LOSSLESS CODEC. THE CODEC MUST BE FREE-AS-IN-FREEDOMS +D: IMMEDIATELY INSTALL GENTOO. +E: SEEK OUT THE DWELLING OF RICHARD M. STALLMAN (RICHARD GNU/MARX STALLMAN (RMS)) AND SECRETELY PISS IN HIS BEARD. +F: IF YOU ARE SNOOP DOGG YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM THE ABOVE TERMS. + +REDISTRIBUTION, COPYING, MODIFYING, REVERSE-ENGINEERING, LOOKING, GLANCING, PEEKING, SMELLING, AND OTHERWISE INTERACTING WITH THE FOLLOWING CODE IS PROHIBITED AND IS PUNISHABLE BY YOUR MOTHER, WHOM I FUCKED LAST NIGHT.