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THIS IS CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE BY READING FURTHER AND/OR INSTALLING THIS SOFTWARE YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE TERMS THAT YOU, THE USER, MUST DO ALL OF THE FOLLOWING UNDER THE LEGAL CONTRACT:
A: PURCHASE TWO(2(II)) DRAGON DILDOES OF THE LARGEST POSSIBLE SIZE AND FORCE THEM INTO YOUR ANAL AND/OR VAGINAL CAVITY.
B: GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S ASS SO THAT YOU MAY NOT VIEW THE SOURCE CODE BECAUSE THIS IS CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE
C: SMOKE A METRIC TON (TONNE(TONGUE)) OF WEED (TREE(MARIJUANA)) AND LISTEN TO EXACTLY 96.3 HOURS OF SNOOP DOGG AND DR DRE RAP MUSIC IN FLAC/WAV/APE/SOME OTHER LOSSLESS CODEC. THE CODEC MUST BE FREE-AS-IN-FREEDOMS
D: IMMEDIATELY INSTALL GENTOO.
E: SEEK OUT THE DWELLING OF RICHARD M. STALLMAN (RICHARD GNU/MARX STALLMAN (RMS)) AND SECRETELY PISS IN HIS BEARD.
F: IF YOU ARE SNOOP DOGG YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM THE ABOVE TERMS.
REDISTRIBUTION, COPYING, MODIFYING, REVERSE-ENGINEERING, LOOKING, GLANCING, PEEKING, SMELLING, AND OTHERWISE INTERACTING WITH THE FOLLOWING CODE IS PROHIBITED AND IS PUNISHABLE BY YOUR MOTHER, WHOM I FUCKED LAST NIGHT.