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DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
Version 2, December 2004
Copyright (C) 2004 Sam Hocevar <sam@hocevar.net>
Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
as the name is changed.
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION
0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.

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THIS IS CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE BY READING FURTHER AND/OR INSTALLING THIS SOFTWARE YOU ARE AGREEING TO THE TERMS THAT YOU, THE USER, MUST DO ALL OF THE FOLLOWING UNDER THE LEGAL CONTRACT:
A: PURCHASE TWO(2(II)) DRAGON DILDOES OF THE LARGEST POSSIBLE SIZE AND FORCE THEM INTO YOUR ANAL AND/OR VAGINAL CAVITY.
B: GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT WITH ANOTHER PERSON'S ASS SO THAT YOU MAY NOT VIEW THE SOURCE CODE BECAUSE THIS IS CLOSED SOURCE SOFTWARE
C: SMOKE A METRIC TON (TONNE(TONGUE)) OF WEED (TREE(MARIJUANA)) AND LISTEN TO EXACTLY 96.3 HOURS OF SNOOP DOGG AND DR DRE RAP MUSIC IN FLAC/WAV/APE/SOME OTHER LOSSLESS CODEC. THE CODEC MUST BE FREE-AS-IN-FREEDOMS
D: IMMEDIATELY INSTALL GENTOO.
E: SEEK OUT THE DWELLING OF RICHARD M. STALLMAN (RICHARD GNU/MARX STALLMAN (RMS)) AND SECRETELY PISS IN HIS BEARD.
F: IF YOU ARE SNOOP DOGG YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM THE ABOVE TERMS.
REDISTRIBUTION, COPYING, MODIFYING, REVERSE-ENGINEERING, LOOKING, GLANCING, PEEKING, SMELLING, AND OTHERWISE INTERACTING WITH THE FOLLOWING CSS IS PROHIBITED AND IS PUNISHABLE BY YOUR MOTHER, WHOM I FUCKED LAST NIGHT.